Meg - "Your cloud is sexy, dude."
Me - "You mean my truck?"
Meg - "Yeah...what did I say?"
Me - "You said cloud."
Meg - "Yeah, okay...your cloud is sexy too."
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Brad - "Deer can be your greatest ally."
Me - "Gotta love Bambi."
Brad - "No, fuck that! Bambi was a homosexual punk. He deserves to die."
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Garrepy - "Come here, Kane...if you're able!!! (referring to Cain and Abel)"
Me - "Gee, isn't that cute..."
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"Yeah, that kid definately receives it in the be-hind." - Lauren
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"She's not drunk, she's 'quirky'." - Cole
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McHugh - "That's what this class needs!"
Mr. Berry - "What's that, Chris?"
McHugh - "We need a kid with Tourette's, and a little Chinese midget with a pet monkey!"
Mr. Berry - "Ha!"
Marshall - "Hey, Chris! How bout a little Chinese kid with Tourette's?"
McHugh - "Yeah! That'd be sweet! The monkey would be jumping around and the midget would slap him
around and shit! Haha! How phat would that be?!"
Mr. Berry - *laughs hysterically, almost falling down*
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Feeny - "A lark is somewhat like a large-scale hummingbird."
Kenny - "I thought it was more like a chickadee or blackbird."
Feeny - "...Yeah, you can shut up."
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"If you have anything to add to this bird story, feel free to chip in...haha, yeah...that was bad."
- Feeny
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McGee - "Those damn Mexicans are crossing the border by the millions."
Me and Fanning - "Yeah, I know what you mean."
McGee - "Soon, we're gonna have to change the national symbol from an eagle to the Frito Bandito."
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"I'm brilliant." - Kurt
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"I like me some meatballs!
I like me some cheese!
I like to smother the bastard
In butter if I please!" - Deej; making a sandwich
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Mr. Garrepy - "I want to have an adult conversation with you, Jon."
Marcinko - "Holy shit! No one's ever done that before!"
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"You know those daily horoscopes you read in the Journal? Well, today we're going to discuss
them...How do we interpret them? For example, you read something under Aries reading, 'You will experience something that
has to do with money', which is pretty vague in itself. So how do we interpret this brilliant revelation? Do we put on a ski
mask and get that gun in the top drawer of our dresser oh my God? Do we go into the 7-11 and scare the living hell out of
that little Pakistani guy that serves us slurpies?!" - Mr. Cichon
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Me - "I don't know what I'd do without Cox@home."
Amanda - "Yeah, I love cox."
Me and Ayla - "Hahahaha!"
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"Russian music is so...Russian." - Amanda
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*Kyler hit's Casey with pillow*
"Bad Casey! Down! Down! Yahh! Down!" - Kyler
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Me - *sees a car with one headlight* Padiddle!!!"
Renee - "FUCK!"
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Cole - "What better time can there be than right now, after I just finished my paper, to
realize I'm OUT of paper!!!"
Deej - "Ironically, I have several hundred sheets of paper."
Cole - "Ironically, I have a sniper outside your house."
Deej - "Ironically, I have a hockey dad outside your house."
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Me - "Midgets on scooters."
Deej - "COOL!"
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"If Fanning could be a Batman character, he'd be Twoface." - Kurt (inside joke)
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Feeny - "Kane, if you don't have your literature book tomorrow, I'm going to make Jesus' crucifixion
look like needle-point. Is that clear?"
Me - "Crystal."
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"Suck it. Suck it long, and suck it hard. When you've thought you've sucked enough, keep sucking.
And when you're done sucking, you're not. You still have a lot more sucking to do, biotch!" - Kurt
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"Tim, are you retarded?! Of course she wants a brownie! What teenage girl would turn down
an offer for a chocolate brownie?!" -Erin
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Ed - "*says something extremely intelligent/scientific*"
Eddy - "What'd he say?"
Double D - "It appears that Ed's pantless state has jarred an intellectual moment within the confines
of his brain!"
Ed - "...HUG ME!!!"
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"YATTA! YATTA! YATTA! YATTA! YATTA! YATTA! YATTA! YATTA!" - Pony Canyon (to forever haunt Nick Vinacco)
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"Listen to music, not genres." - McGee (el true-o)
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"Oh yeah...that's the shiz right there!" - Mr. Berry
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"Ich komm weider...in zehn tagen,
als dein schatten, und werd dich jagen.
Heimlich werd ich auferstehen,
und du wirst um gnade flehen...
Asche zu Asche
und Staub zu Staub..." - "Asche zu Asche" - Rammstein
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"I'm not sick, but I'm not well. And it's so hot...cause I'm in hell." - Harvey Danger
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"Lets do a snow dance, fuckdammit!!" - Cassandra
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"Show business is a homophobic, anti-Semitic industry dominated by homosexuals and Jews."
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"Mmm...unexplained beer." - Homer Simpson
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"Holy fuck! Get on the ground, boys, get on the ground!" - Sgt. McNamara
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"The two unparalleled things...puppies and masturbation." - Jordan
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"WE WANT FUN!" - Andrew W. K.
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"English? Why the hell do I need to learn English? I'm never going to England..." - Homer Simpson
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"Man, she gives more mixed signals than a traffic cop on LSD." - McLeod
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Me - *Calls Nick's cell phone*
Vinacco - "Hello?"
Me - "YATTA! YATTA! YATTA! YATTA! YATTA!"
Vinacco - "Aaaahhhhh! This is the best phone call ever!"
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"This might just be a waste of time..." - Fall Out Boy
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Me *shouts* - "Hot Topic!!!"
Kathleen - "AAAAAHHHHH!"
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"Josh...the one that keeps me sane, and at the same time, utterly insane." - Erin
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"I'm doing something productive...Holy shit, get me out of here!" - Sarah
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"That's the American way. Either don't do it, or do it really half-ass." - Me
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*Kurt to Renee*
"If your ass were a religion, I would be the pope." - Kurt
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"I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." - Brian Robert, I think.
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"Fuck the lemurs too!!" - Weird, schitzo guy on the street.
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"Go-go gadget copter! *jumps off stage*" - Me
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*Me, Erin, and Foss tie Lauren up in handcuffs and a belt*
"What the fuck?! This definately has to be the kinkiest gangbang I've ever been in!" - Lauren
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*Eats Cadbury Flake chocolate candy bar* "Oh my God...*licks lips*...oh wow...this is so feckin'
good!...wow...you know what? Fuck the jewelry, just get me a crate of these for Christmas!" - Erin
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Me - "Who don't you like?!"
Casey - "My brother, and ALL of my brother's friends."
Me - "Say Avril Lavigne."
Casey - "Avril Lavigne."
Me - "God love you, Casey."
Casey - "But I don't."
Me - "God hate you, Casey."
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"Oh cruelest fate! Why doth thou not allow me to cleanse this stain from my hands?" - MacBeth
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"Hey, I have a plan for you! How bout we take all the liberals, put them on a boat, send it across
the ocean, and sink it halfway?" - Me
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"I bet she gives great helmet!" - Spaceballs
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"I am one silly bastard." - Deej
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"Jerry Springer is a racist jerk! What do you see on the TV?! Him degrading black people! You see
some trashy black woman who's going out with her mom's, uncle's, nephew's, sister's, aunt's, cousin's, sister's boyfriend
who's a black midget who's gay!" - Mark Marella
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*Grabs head* "OW OW OW OW!!! MINDFUCK!" - Deej
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"I like GOOOOOLD!!!" - Goldmember
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"That...was truly amazing." - Brian Robert
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"Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come...may God help the tanks." - Col. William Darby
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Homestar - "Hey, stinkoman."
Strong Bad - "...Did you just call me stinkoman?"
Homestar - "Yes, sir, I did!"
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"I can't believe how awesome I am." - Strong Bad.
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Feeny - "Yeah, fuck you, Kane."
Me - "Promise?"
Feeny - "What's that? Detention?"
Me - "What's that? Role-playing?
Kinky."
Feeny - "Oh God...that was too much for me to handle. Just...go away!"
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"Wow...this is the first time an unpleasant fluid is leaking into my ear!" - Todd, 3-South
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Sanford - "God...there's that tool again! I saw him in the cafeteria today. He has such an annoying
voice! 'Hey, look at me. I'm a douche bag! Douche baaaaag!'"
Joe - "He actually said that?"
Sanford - "No, I think he was ordering potatoes...like a douche bag."
- 3-South
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*shocked look* "So Hirth is gone?! Wow, that really really sucks. He was a smart
kid. But hey! On the bright side, that's one less paper I have to correct." - Feeny (how compassionate)
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"Sometimes when you win, you lose." - Annie, What Dreams May Come
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Feeny (to the class) - "So yeah, if you have a certain fetish...with old, nasty, flabby women, this
part of the movie should be right up your alley."
Me - "What?!"
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"Hey, Stwong Bad! I bwought back youw fodue pot!" - Homestar Runner
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"Well, Brian, maybe you and I could - aht! Brian?! What the crap!" - Strong Bad
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"Don't you talk to me!" - Bubs
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"Jesus Christ...I've seen younger faces on cash." - Kurt
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"There are easier things in life than finding a good man...nailing Jell-o to a tree, for instance."
- Erin
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"Amy is so fucking dumb!" - Caitlin
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"There's gotta be another word for 'weird'." - Strong Sad
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"So what are you trying to say, Strong Sad? I got a lot of eggs...and I keep them in the couch."
- Strong Bad
